your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Fuck appropriateness.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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