ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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