Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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