So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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