I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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