awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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