If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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