On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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