I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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