My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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