btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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