when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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