Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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