The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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