Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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