Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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