dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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