you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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