How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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