Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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