Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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