dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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