I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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