She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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