they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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