Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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