im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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