oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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