i barfeds in our rink
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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