i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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