Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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