My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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