Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So much rum. So many feels.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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