She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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