Don't you send me to vm
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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it's like iHOP with fire
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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