it wasn't lemon gatorade
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Congratulations! We have a period
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