Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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