You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
did you just send me my own nude
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.