Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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