Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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