You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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