There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
