a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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