ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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