Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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