omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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