I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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