Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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