You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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