Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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