Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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