its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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