She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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