I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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