sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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